#NAME Tipsy, the Advice-Giving Drunk
Tipsy, the Advice-Giving Drunk

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#BACKTEX hero/robe_back/robe_back.png
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#RIGHTTEX hero/robe_front/lapel_right.png
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#EYESTEX hero/eyes/classic_eyes.png
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#HAIRTEX hero/hair/hood.png
#HAIRCOLOR 0.0980392 0.388235 0.26
#FACETEX hero/face/hobo_beard.png
#FACECOLOR 0.466667 0.309804 0.231373

#DIALOGUE
{
  #LOADINGHINTS

  #TEXT Tipsy, pr'fessional tree owner, at yer' service!
  
  #TEXT I'm Tipsy n' this is MY TREE. Back off 'r I'll cast a spell on you! Or sunt'n!
  
  #TEXT WHERE DID THE MOON GO?! It'us here just a second ago!
  
  #TEXT Tipsy don' have nothin' fer ya! Nothin' but advice!
  
  #TEXT Urughhhh... whaday-- *hic* who 'er you? Waituh second... WHO AM I?!?

  #TEXT Onea these days Imunna...
  #NEWLINE Imunna open a casino... or sunt'n. Also who 'er you?
  
  #TEXT Someun' asked me how to be an expert advice giv'r.
  #NEWLINE I tol'um I don't go 'round tellin' people how I do it! Heheh. Tha'll show em.
  
  #TEXT I remem'r you!
  #NEWLINE Yer the...
  #NEWLINE                  ...the uh...
  #NEWLINE    ....
  #NEWLINE ... person.

  #TEXT Whatsthat? Advice huh? 
  #NEWLINE 
  #NEWLINE My advice, you should... uhhh... 
  #NEWLINE hold on I need a drink.
  
  #TEXT A quest?! Ehh uhh... actually yeah I got a quest for yeh. Fer'eal.
  #NEWLINE 
  #NEWLINE There's a buncha wizards that call 'emselvs &2Hidden Wizards&0. I can't imagine why. They're a stuck up bunch and they t'ink they're so special. Tipsy is special too! You should show 'em how bad they are at hiding by &2finding them&0. Heheh. That'd show em.
  #NEWLINE 
  #NEWLINE C'mon! I even highlighted the objective text in green! Is'a real quest!
  
  #TEXT Cheat codes?! What are those?!
  
  #TEXT Passwords?! Why would you need those?!
  
  #TEXT UP LEFT UP RIGHT DOWN DOWN UP RIGHT UP RIGHT LEFT DOWN RIGHT DOWN DOWN LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT UP UP DOWN UP LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT UP ... uhhhhhh... LEFT!
 
  #TEXT &8(Tipsy falls over and gets back up)&0
        
  #TEXT &8(Tipsy starts spinning in circles)&0
        
  #TEXT &8(Tipsy salutes and takes another swig from his flask)&0
        
  #TEXT &8(Tipsy opens a pad of paper and starts drawing with crayons)&0

  #TEXT &8(Tipsy belches loudly and starts whispering to himself)&0
		
  #TEXT &8(Tipsy stares off into the distance and starts counting backwards from ten)&0
  
}