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don't erase this line or hilarious things might happen                              ;NONE
In Drwall, socks knock YOU off.                                                    ;jump socks 
It changes with the seasoned.                                                       ;mana staff 
It's been through a lot.                                                            ;revive doll
Nary a stronger motivator than imminent death.	                                    ;desperation tombstone
Immediately upon its creation, Bazel knew it was a bad idea.                        ;warp hourglass 
It is a well kept secret that oversized wizard hats serve a very practical purpose. ;mana hat


When you come up with a brilliant enchantment, there's no time to choose an appropriately mystical object to imbue! ;haste dustpan
The compass itself is actually broken, and always points south.                                                     ;minimap compass
Hoo goes there?                                                                                                     ;reveal medallion
Functions poorly as a sword and spectacularly as a weapon.                                                          ;limitbreak spellblade
Alight in dark places.                                                                                              ;light lantern

The fastest way to a monster's heart.	;heartseeker
Wizards choose their enemies wisely.				;damage talisman
Time to get moving.   						;invuln stopwatch
Whatever is in this flask, it's turquoise, has the consistency of maple syrup and smells like cranberry sauce. ;heal flask

It was angry BEFORE being removed. You don't want to know how irritable it is now.                      ;gorgon head
Contains all the hottest gossip about students at Drwall Community College. Ironically, very flammable. ;fire tome
Exactly what it says on the bottle.		                                                                ;knockback/pull bottle
It used to be chaotic neutral, but the DM decided enough was enough.	                                ;damage ring
For the avid re-reader.								 			                                        ;warp bookmark
Also gives advice. Terrible advice, but advice nonetheless. The advice is more or less an opinion, really.	;loot companion